So today, while we were eating, my sister told me the story of how one of her friends though Aladdin was, I shit you not, a “sexy Mexican.”
After the initial laugh attack, my ironically Hispanic friend and I (ironically Arabic) just sat there casually making jokes just for shits’n’giggles
Until we realized it could work in some twisted (like Jafar’s beard #lamepuns #I’msorryinternet) way.
Aladdin= Jorge (pronounced like you’re saying hi to a prostitute—whore-hey)(don’t say George or my friend will find you and kill you)
Abu the monkey: Pablo the donkey
Jasmine: Maria Yasmin
Jafar: Francisco (that just sounds evil)
Sultan: Pedro (vote for Pedro!)
Magic Carpet: Magic Tortilla
The Genie: Robin Williams
We even wrote a parody of A Whole New World. It’s called A Whole New World (Over the Border). I’m just gonna start writing the apology letter to Mexico.
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